The only positive side effect of PMS, as far as I know, is ridiculously impressive cleavage. Today, I have basked in the glories of such things as…testing the elasticity of my bra!...being able to fill out a shirt!...having men be unable to make eye contact with me!
It certainly balances out the tendency towards weeping OR wanting to stab someone in the eye with a sharp pencil. Mood swings are FUN for EVERYONE!
Tomorrow, I’m sure, I will go back to being a less buxom version of myself. But, today! Today, I am (and they are) magnificent! Tell me otherwise and I will seriously cut you.
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Yes, they are. And I am jealous.
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