Interesting...

I use a service that tracks how many people come to this website on a daily basis. It also shows what searches people do to land here. Usually, it's something pretty harmless like "latex leggings" or "constipation" or (one that made me sad) "how to tell if your woman is lying to you." Poor muffin...if you suspect it, she probably IS.

Others crack me up, like "what to do about anal leakage when you pass gas", because, at the heart of it all, I think I have the maturity of a 12 year old boy.

But today...well! Today, a search that brought someone here was "where to find free dental porn."

Sweet god! When I wrote about this, I didn't think there was a market FOR dental porn...clearly, I underestimated the creativity of the depraved. What would that even LOOK like? A slutty hygienist tilting her patient back in his chair, whispering "If you don't cry during your root canal I'll let you do naughty things to me with the drill afterwards!" while she simultaneously pressed his face between her ample breasts?

Actually, that being said, it would solve any problems of oral decay; people would be lining up at the dentist. Certainly, it would squelch the issue of that profession having one of the highest suicide rates.

To whomever (whoever?) did that search, you might be on to something.