Don't tell...

...but I’ve secretly been watching Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. No, Denise, it’s not. That is a horrible misuse of that word. Physics is complicated. Fitting a pair of Christian Louboutains into your monthly budget is complicated. Because you’ve let me into your house and life, I can tell you that perhaps a better title would have been Denise Richards: Suck It, Charlie Sheen or Denise Richards: My Divorce Settlement Was Better Than Yours. But complicated? Not so much.

Also, you have horrible taste in wallpaper.

But I still think you might be fun to have a beer with.