"I'm way too sober to be this wet."
"If I start screaming balls, balls, BALLS! she knows to back off."
"Tequila shortens one's idea of personal space."
"I'm sorry...I didn't hear a thing you were saying...I was thinking of blow jobs."
"Everything on this menu looks like a one way ticket to Ass Blow Town."
"It's fun, making him scream like a little girl."
We like to keep it klassy, people. And this is just a short list. An amuse-bouche, if you will - I'm keeping the rest private. You know. For blackmail purposes.
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You mean my dampness wasn't going down in the discreet blackmail logs but is top-posted for ALL the world to see?! I'm so proud. Cue Rod discussing how *I* could possibly be anywhere near sober in the general vicinity of a bar and tequila in 3...2...1...
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