Dear Driver of the White Mercedes that I inadvertently cut off on 280N last Thursday,
Please accept my deepest apologies for having scared you shitless when I swerved into your lane the other night. I was air drumming to Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again, and there is a part in the middle that requires both hands. While I understand your surprise, was it really necessary to honk AND give me the finger? It would seem that one or the other would have conveyed your displeasure sufficiently.
Best,
Jen
P.S. Stuffed animals in your back window? Really? Super creepy.
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