I fear the man who drinks water and remembers what the rest of us said last night. - Anonymous

Some possible captions for the photo at left:
1) Friday Night...
2) We only finished 2 out of 3 bottles! That shows restraint!
3) We only finished 2 out of 3 bottles! We don't have a drinking problem!
4) Why some people were face deep in closely inspecting their toilets prior to bed.
5) Why some people passed out slept in their clothes until 4am.
6) Reason why we thought a dance off in the middle of a crowded bar was a good idea.
7) Why did we leave the house when the bottle at the far left is clearly full?
8) Best consumed in shot form with fancy salt. And limes! Many limes!
9) Warning: too much might make you feel as though someone has shit in your mouth the following morning.
10) Best solution for hang over is to fill neck of beer bottle with same tequila and drink sit very very still. Preferably in hot tub.

It's true. There was a wide berth of tequila consumption. I had a civilized amount which led to me being quite perky and nimble the next morning while everyone sat around in various states of disrepair, their brains bleeding out of their ears, threatening to bludgeon me if I spoke loudly or suggested any activity that didn't involve lying down. Pussies.

More details later. I'm busy cleaning off the glitter from all of the naked girls*. That crap gets everywhere.

*See previous post.