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Three names I go by:
1. Jen
2. Jenny
3. Jennifer

Three jobs I have had in my life
1. I nannied for a family of three children from the time I was twelve until I graduated college. I've potty trained, taught little ones to chew with their mouths closed and changed more diapers than the average woman who has no children of her own.
2. Manager of a bagel shop in Los Altos. This led to an extreme hatred of any food with a hole in the middle.
3. Copy editor of my college newspaper. Given my complete lack of understanding where grammar and sentence structure is concerned, I still don't know how this came about.

Three places I have been
1. Tamarindo, Costa Rica. Last stop on our honeymoon. There was an outdoor shower wherein you could watch the monkeys swing from tree to tree. Pervy monkeys would watch you lather up...though if you're into that kind of thing, you should go there.
2. On the shores of Loch Ness, Scotland. No sign of Nessie, but my brother and I did spend a lot of time throwing rocks into the Loch to see if we could scare her out. Did I mention I was in my early 20's at the time? Maturity for the win!
3. All over Europe. Being as we have extended family there, it was mandatory growing up. Fun fact, my brother had never seen a naked woman until the age of 5 when he almost stepped on one while scrambling down to the shore while we were in Croatia. My mother had taken us to a secluded cove in an effort to shield us from all of the brazen hussies who were wandering around in their birthday suits up on the hotel beach. My brother, unfazed, reported back that she "had HUGE breasteses!"

People who text me regularly
1. My Mom. "Child! Shall we have coffee later?"
2. Marc. "Bump it, yo!"
3. Angie. "Wedding wedding wedding wedding."

Three of my favorite foods
1. Salad! Seriously. I should make you one and you would be forever converted.
2. Sushi. Because it rocks.
3. Tequila! Shut up. It's from agave, which is a food.

Three Things I am looking forward to
1. Retirement.
2. Getting a manservant. Because someone needs to bring me a latte and croissant to my bedside first thing in the morning.
3. Any vacation that includes me in a bathing suit in warm water.

Three places I've lived
1. St. Andrews, Scotland. Third year of college.
2. Hillsdale, Michigan. Sweet Jesus...three very cold years of college.
3. San Francisco, California. After college.

Three favorite drinks
1. Lately, Coconut water. Apparently, more potassium than a banana. But don't tell the bananas. They get sensitive about it.
2. Margarita, with salt. See favorite foods, #3.
3. A good, dry, sauvingnon blanc.

Three TV shows that I watch
1. So You Think You Can Dance
2. Burn Notice
3. True Blood. My version of porn.